January 2009
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close your laptop, pick up a pen →
i have a dream
molls:
and that dream is to be the sole woman on an improv team full of decently-attractive men.
just kidding. i wouldn’t wish that for anyone.
i like this lady’s blog. if/when i move to l.a. i’m going to be a number one creep and get our mutual friend ned to arrange a hang out. then we will make costumes and parade around hollywood. (because i will be broke and think this is a...
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ofcourseofcourse
NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.
Casting only the ‘Hottest Girls’ and the most ‘Fabulously Fierce Guys’ who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.
Paris Hilton’s My New BFF is back for a part deux.
The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List...
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BABY DISCIPLINE →
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bonez for beards, still →
i have had the same boner for this man for too many years now. despite his cocky ‘tude and pants so low they show his pubes. or maybe because of them. click this link and put clothes on him or make him get his d sucked.
internet!
the times when i'm existing in a parallel...
every morning i wake two to three times before my final awakening. this may seem totally awful to most people, but i love it. it is the perfect opportunity for me to check what time it is (a habit thanks to my fear of being late and my belief that eight more minutes of sleep will save my day) and to recall the dream i was just having. i dream like a maniac. or at least, i remember them like a...
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i have a bone to pick
but you’re too busy picking something else
i mean really
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i'll speak, you sing →
Every time I come up with a performance art piece I’m really excited about, I found out three to four days later that someone has already done it more or less. Usually more.
I’m reading a book on writing grants and another book on Ulysses S. Grant. I will finish neither.
This is the ultimate song for anyone falling hard...
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dollar bones, where do they go?
The entirety of my income is presented to me in cash. I use Bank of America, which despite being all over Chicago (often many atms and two banking centers on the same street within 3 blocks thanks to the LaSalle Bank buyout) is without a location near my home. This results in my stuffing my money in my sock drawer (come on, thieves) like a crazy old lady. More importantly, this allows me my own...
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Once upon a time Sufjan covered this. Once upon an...
bones for my boy
sweatydeath:
Today Candice said I am like the white male version of Carla from Top Chef. I am not offended.
This is so perfect because all last night while watching two episodes of Top Chef all Kellen could talk about it how much he loves Carla. SPOILER: We high fived and rejoiced when she didn’t have to pack up her knives.
I also love Carla, but not as much as I love Kellen.
bones for bling
hey everyone who wants me to be your wife!:
raison d'etre
i have too many blogs.
so i added another.
this is in regards to all my big bones.